Woops

After just enough BLs but too many shots on Saturday, this is basically how I parked my car at the end of the night. I'm sending an open apology to the resident of Cambridge whose car I bumper tapped, not once, not twice, but three times. No damage to your car, or mine, so basically no harm done. Although I was parked on the curb at one point.

Hopefully one day we can will meet and share a laugh, because right now I'm the only one laughing.

Not one of my proudest moments. But I basically had 3 choices:
A.) Die.
B.) DUI.
C.) Get home safely.

Thank god I'm good at multiple choice questions