best diet ever

"we would never, ever eat
out of a brown paper bag.

i don't care if there's
a culinary masterpiece in it.

Get rid of it.

…

Don't think we're anorexic; we're not.
That's for the Karen Carpenter table.

We're not stupid; we eat—

and we eat well.

We just don't eat in public.

We don't want people
judging us by what we eat.

it gives them ammo.
The only ones with ammo are us.

Food's cool.
You need it to live.

But the mere act of eating
invokes thoughts of digestion...

...flatulation, defecation...

...even, shall we say,
complexion defection.

i'd never eat a greasy pizza.

Not even in front of
The ultra-special students...

...because they're associating that
greasy pizza with your shiny face.

A zit, a blackhead,
a cluster of pores.

it's just another vexing stress

Life is hard enough
without added anxiety

…

So, are introductions in order?"



(Rose McGowan in Jawbreaker)