26 May 2010

Gift with Purchase

So I bought a bed yesterday for my new apartment and was given the most unusual gift with purchase - a camcorder. Now really, what are they trying to insinuate with this offer. I can see a free pillow, or comforter, or if they're ambitious a small tv... but a camcorder?? They might as well throw in some rubbers, fuzzy handcuffs, and a manual on how to make your own sex tape, because a new bed + camcorder does not equal anything else.

New Bed + Camcorder = Good night sleep?

No.

New Bed + Camcorder = A sex tape that no one but yourself will enjoy watching.

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