Drive slow, homie, drive slow

I’ve made my fair share of poor decisions over the past few months…er… years. And its prolly not going to stop anytime soon, nor do I want it to. But I just found out that a cute girl I was talking to the other night at a party is F'N 16!! (background, party was at my friends house and she was "in college" - and for the record, nothing happened, THANK GOD) So I’ve decided to hop in my car on Friday night and get the F outta sight for the weekend. Drive with no destination. Since I only have until Sunday for this whimsical trip, I’m hoping to end up in deep Vermont at some local dive bar- meet some old wise men that could shed some of life’s eternal wisdom. Then again, I could end up in Worcester realize this is a terrible idea and turn back around. Regardless, I need to get away. #BugginOut