old faithful

me: whoever sleeps in our bed this weekend should be warned - jeremy shit all over the sheets after i went splunking last night.

Sent at 1:50 PM on Friday

Matt: wait, is there really straight cuck on the sheets?

me: brown

Matt: did u take the sheets off?

does it smell like poop in there?

me: its kinda musty now

Sent at 1:54 PM on Friday

Matt: are u kidding me right now

so i need to change the sheets

me: and wash

he had bad stomache ache

and i didnt care

Matt: i'm not touchin your poop sheets

me: thats why i said

this mornign the hsower/his ass

STUNK

Matt: tmi

me: tell mark i hope he likes the smell of tuna from the other end

Sent at 1:56 PM on Friday

Matt: when i get home, i'm taking ur sheets and putting them in a trash bag in your closet

you can deal when u get back

lol

me: it's going to stink!

i couldn't help myself.

literally at one point - it was like old faithful erupted

Matt: yeah, well you should've washed them this morning, i could've switched it to the dryer when i got back

its fucking poo, what do you think its gonna smell good?

me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWrklFuYnb0

Old Faithful Geyser Erupts, Yellowstone National Park

Matt: yeah i know what old faithful looks like

me: listen to the music

lol

it was like i had tub girl in the bedroom lastnight

Matt: stop

tmi

really