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Gift with Purchase

So I bought a bed yesterday for my new apartment and was given the most unusual gift with purchase - a camcorder. Now really, what are they trying to insinuate with this offer. I can see a free pillow, or comforter, or if they're ambitious a small tv... but a camcorder?? They might as well throw in some rubbers, fuzzy handcuffs, and a manual on how to make your own sex tape, because a new bed + camcorder does not equal anything else.

New Bed + Camcorder = Good night sleep?

No.

New Bed + Camcorder = A sex tape that no one but yourself will enjoy watching.

This moment

Aggghhh FML... I think last night I tryed to end my life by consuming
copious amounts of liqure.

Sound of music

Have you ever been to a spot where everything is a live with music?
The chatter of the people And all their non rythematic steps seem to
grab you, for the night you become the atmosphere and the atmosphere
becomes apart of you. These are the times when all things no longer
matter and what does is the enjoyment of yourself. These are the
moments we live for. Never knowing where the next bar or club will
take us and being ready for every bit of the ride is of upmost
importance. I live life ready for an adventure and when I happen to
stumble upon one I couldn't be happier and happy is what I am at this
moment, this istance. My spelling may have errors yet when I'm living
in the moment my light shines and I couldn't be happier. Life is what
we make and through all the storms if we can remeber to live, love,
life all things will be fine. I live in the moment and love the life I
was given!

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BurritOH-NO

I just had the biggest burrito from Qdoba, comparable to the size of small baby. I now cannot move from my chair, not by choice, but bc this thing is practically a 5lb dumbbell in my stomach. It's bitter sweet, I am infatuated with burritos, but right now I want to throw up.

Who knew working like a slave could actually be fun. I mean I hate
manual labor more then most but some how this turned out to be
relaxing and peaceful....I guess the beautiful surroundings help...Now
I'm off to clean for the elderly.... I mean we are throwing a party
there it's the least we can do. Doing work Son!

Omg YIKES.....#1FATass

Drive slow, homie, drive slow

I’ve made my fair share of poor decisions over the past few months…er… years. And its prolly not going to stop anytime soon, nor do I want it to. But I just found out that a cute girl I was talking to the other night at a party is F'N 16!! (background, party was at my friends house and she was "in college" - and for the record, nothing happened, THANK GOD) So I’ve decided to hop in my car on Friday night and get the F outta sight for the weekend. Drive with no destination. Since I only have until Sunday for this whimsical trip, I’m hoping to end up in deep Vermont at some local dive bar- meet some old wise men that could shed some of life’s eternal wisdom. Then again, I could end up in Worcester realize this is a terrible idea and turn back around. Regardless, I need to get away. #BugginOut

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Ever wonder why life is great take a look at your closest friends and realize

let the fun begin

You should view the world as a conspiracy run by a very closely-knit group of nearly omnipotent people, and you should think of those people as yourself and your friends.

-(R. A. Wilson)